I really hate when stupid people reference something, and you’re not sure if they actually understand that they just said they want to have sex with their mother
Hello, I See The Assassins Have Failed.
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate. Because when people see us, they don't wanna be us, and that makes them feel great. We provide a vital service to society.
There was an idea to bring together a group of gawky people, so when we needed them, they could herp the derps that we never could…had to after seeing this post I apologize
there are no unattractive pictures of Mark Ruffalo on the internet
there are no unattractive pictures of Mark Ruffalo on the internet
there are no unattractive pictures of Mark Ruffalo on the internet
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There was an idea to bring together a group of sexy people, so when we needed them, they could… you know.
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Q
ur poop what's it like to be poop
Anonymous
A
*you’re
Leadership is tomorrow, guys.
Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”
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princeofcock
Super accurate.
cockties
cant tell if kinky…..or classy
SirCockington
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welp
The whore cock.
Oh what a beautiful cock… Ew.
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HEROOFTHECOCK :D
DUTDUTCOCK
aw yiss
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this answers all of lifes questions
Now i know.
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All i see is key porn
^fail there
JESUS FUCK I LOVE KEYS
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| me: | skips song by favorite band on ipod |
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| me: | *feels guilty* |
| me: | *presses rewind* |
| me: | ok no i'm sorry mommy's here |
